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Happy Friday?

Inauguration Day.  Hmmmm.  I am not watching any of the events, needless to say.  Why would I?  Youtube is so great for catching up on these kinds of things.  I love it.  I wonder if Alec Baldwin is going to be able to keep up?!  One thing you can say about politics: it’s great grist for the comedy mill.  SNL is going to have to have a special devoted just to spoofing the events of today!  Hahaha!  I actually picture Alec Baldwin in my mind whenever someone mentions Trump.  Isn’t that weird?  Speaking of weird, I think we are living in some of the weirdest times imaginable.  And January has been a pretty rocky month for me personally.  I have been feeling unusually fragile.  Maybe it’s the move, but maybe it’s because somewhere deep down inside, I have the sinking feeling that we are all just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, who knows?  Ahhh, see, now there’s where laughter and comedy come into play!  You have to be able to laugh!  And I really do appreciate all of you so much!  Especially when you make me laugh!  (Shout out to all of the little pin dicks!)  On the bright side, the days are getting longer and sure to get warmer and that’s always a good thing!  Bikini weather is almost here!  YAY!  I can hardly wait to get some sand between my toes and my ass in the water!  I am so excited!  Ms. Will and I even went for a very chilly sunset stroll on the pier.  It was so nice!

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Happy Hump Day and Some General Ramblings

Happy Hump Day, you happy little humpers!  Well, the party was a HUGE success!  I am so happy that we made it special for my Mom.  She loved it and danced her ass off and was feeling no pain after all of the white wine I kept serving her.  Good times.  She’s off this coming weekend to Sacramento to march with many of the women who are protesting this new administration.  I am really proud of her.  Also, Ms. Will is leaving today to visit her family and will be gone for three weeks, so I will be working a lot more and hours more like I used to work before the big move.  So if you want to get a hold of me, you probably will have a lot better luck in the coming weeks.  Then when she gets back, we are going to be taking some time off to go adventuring and scouting out new places to enjoy in the RV.  When the weather warms up we found a nice stretch of beach where we can park, I am really looking forward to that!  And, as luck would have it, things do seem to be calming down in Baja, so we may get to realize that dream, as well.  I sure hope so.  It’s been something we’ve both looked forward to for a while and I hate to miss it.  But more than anything, I hate for the people who are living in Mexico to suffer from the high gas prices!

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