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Groovin’ on a Sunday Afternoon

I’m feeling very Hemingway today, so bear with me. I miss you all so much. Ms. Will is going to live. But I am struggling here. Living here in California is interesting, to say the least. “This could be heaven and this could be hell.” I am mostly humbled and grateful, but I have been inventing a whole plethora of insults and put-downs, so, if you are into that, give me a call. I am trying to maintain a sense of peace, but it’s not easy. I feel super good about being around for dirty talk,  because, like I said, Ms. Will is going to be just fine. I need a break from this world, this life, this existence.  And you, my dear, sweet, sexy you, you are my respite. You are my calm in the storm.  So, that having been said: call me. I want to hear all about your life, your woes, your devils and your deeds. Let’s rumble, let’s tumble, let’s pretend we’re someone else. Let’s Get Lost. Let’s make love, let’s make war, let’s set the world on fire. I am raw, I am intense, I am sex embodied. I love with everything that I am, and I hate that way, too. So let’s play. Let’s engage. Let’s make the magic happen, however it does, however it will. It’s been a long, strange, magical trip and I get the feeling that it’s just the beginning. I hope you all are feeling as hopeful and as crisp as I am on this early September Sunday.

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Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
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Finding Sexy in the Mayhem

You made it to the weekend! YAY! Just FYI: Weekends are really hard for us, each moment spent living in anyone else’s home (let alone your parents) is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. We’re managing though. My folks are leaving tomorrow early in the morning for their anniversary and we’ll have the houe to ourselves for a while. I may work, I may not. If you see me on, and you want to talk, call! Until then, more from the hilarious article that I began sharing a while back. If I could write this well, to put it bluntly, haha, I would own ALL of Las Vegas, sell it and move to Costa Rica and live off of the land. You’re welcome. 😉

“I’m going to try to put the feeling of anal sex into words so you can get an idea of how crazysexyintense it is. First of all, anal sex cannot be an on-the-fly decision. If I’m getting fucked in the ass, I need to know way in advance so I can prepare properly. The guy needs to send me a private Facebok event invitation titled, “Ryan O’Connell gets fucked in the ass.” with a set date and time. I can then have the luxury of choosing “Attending”, “Maybe Attending” or “Not Attending.” If I choose to attend, I need to start doing some serious yoga to Sade or Enya. When that’s done, I’l give a pep talk to my asshole and be like, “Hey babe! I know you’ve been in retirement or whatever, but you need to get ready because something’s coming to an orifice near you. Don’t hate me! You’ll like it. And don’t try any funny business tonight. I’ll be mortified if you-know-what happens!”

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Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
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