Phone Sex Mistress Courtney’s Wicked Mind
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2
Jul

Happy Holiday Weekend and Some Extreme Stupidness

Well, you almost made it to the fourth of July holiday weekend!  So, for those of you whose weekends start today, happy holiday weekend from me  phone sex Mistress Courtney!  I can think of no better way to ring in a holiday weekend than with a naughty  phone sex session.   So, what are you planning to do to celebrate this great American holiday?  Will you be having a backyard get - t0gether?  Going somewhere fun to look at a big ass firewords display?  I don’t know exactly what the weekend holds for me, but I will be having lots of naughty fun with all of you!  So if you get your fill of hot dogs, hamburgers and apple pie, and want some kind along side that a la mode, you know where to find me!  I think that it would a great way to um, uh, er, shoot some fireworks of your own (or not, for you tease and denial lovers!).  Speaking of fireworks, Mistress Elizabeth has a video of some quy who thought it would be funny to put sparklers in his chastity device and light them on fire.  How seriously fucked up is that?  The screams from this guy were priceless.  What a tool.  I just cracked up when I saw it!  Can you even begin to imagine the idiocy that goes into doing something that fucked up?  I can’t even wrap my mind around that kind of stupidity.  But hey, you know, what ever blows your wad, right?

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Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
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1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
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1
Jul

Happy Hump Day and Some Random Stuff from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Happiest of hump days to all of you from me,  phone sex Mistress Courtney!  You made it to the middles of the week and maybe you need to celebrate with some naughty  phone sex!   I think treating yourself to some phone fun is a great way to relax and unwind, let of a little steam, as it were.  I had one of my callers say that it was the ultimate in safe sex, and indeed, it is!  I know that when you and I can take a naughty trip down the path to kinkiness, life is good!  I have been really having a blast on al of my sessions, it’s been a great start to this new month!  Oh, and speaking of timing and schedules, I will be out tomorrow morning until mid afternoon, eastern.  I have some running around I need to do.  (Or should I say, I have to direct and oversee some slaves who have some running around to do for me while I sip mojitos and get my nails done!)  So, don’t despair, your Mistress will be all back up in your business by mid- to late- afternoon tomorrow.  I know how it can be for you when you just have to talk to me and I am not around.  I think that it would be a really good idea to get together and have some naughty fun, especially over the holiday weekend!  If you find yourself alone with just your dick to play with, give me a call! ;)

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Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
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30
Jun

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney on Fireworks and Masturbation

Hey there party people!  It’s Tuesday!  So happiest of Tuesdays to all of you from me,  phone sex Mistress Courtney!  What an amazing day for  phone sex!   Hell, it’s been an amazing day for pretty much everything!  I have had such an amazing day!  It’s been so fun.  I just love my life as a phone sex Mistress!  Life is good.  Life is fucking awesome!  If you are looking for me tomorrow morning or early afternoon, I may be out tomorrow.  I will be back later on in the afternoon tomorrow.  I am still having hella computer problems, but, I am not letting it get me down.  I am just taking it all in stride and know that this will take care of itself sooner or later.  So, how are you all doing?  Having a great time and loving life I hope!  If you want to have some killer phone sex, thought, you need to call me! I have been feeling especially naughty lately!  And my orgasm whore knows exactly how naughty I have been feeling.  So incredibly naughty and hot!  It’s crazy!  But in a really good way, of course.  Life is really so sweet.  I hope that you all have amazing fourth of july weekends planned!  I think it’s going to be a really hot, hot, smokin’ hot weekend!  And, if you don’t have any think planned, we should create some fireworks of our own!  And, I will be doing masturbation interviews every day, so if you want to be interviewed, be sure to instant message me Yahoo instant messenger, at mscourtney_controlsyou.  It’s so fun!

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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29
Jun

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney’s Sex Toy Shop is Finally Up!

Happiest of  of Mondays to all of my strokers from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! I took a little break from my phone sex sessions today to finally get my sex toy shop up and on this blog! So, if you want to buy any sex toys, or fetish stuff, feel free to browse around my store and have a good time!  There are all kinds of things at my online sex toy shop!  It’s really cool!  And, there is lots, and lots of BDSM fetish type stuff.  I think you are really going to like it!  I hope that you all get a chance to check it out. It’s so pretty! It turned me on just looking at all of the hot and naughty stuff.  And you know what else?  I was actually going to have Billy Mays do a pitch for it, but, sadly, he is no longer with us.  Oh well.  I guess I will have to be my own velvet -throated pitch man!  What is up with everyone dying!??!  I know it usually comes in threes, but it started with Ed McMahon and now?  We have lost four public figures … does that mean that we can expect two more?  Wow.  It does make you want to live your life to the fullest, doesn’t it?  I mean, damn.  Both Billy Mays and Michael Jackson were very young!  Too young to die just from ailing health.  It makes you wonder and appreciate very day, doesn’t it?  I know I am going to do a lot more things that make me happy!   Of course, I am always interested in doing things that make me happy.  It’s how I live my life.

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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28
Jun

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Just Misses You When She Has to be Away!

Posted in About Courtney, Cocksucking, Forced Bi  by Courtney

Ahhh, Sunday.  My very favorite day of the week.  I really don’t know why it’s my favorite day, but for whatever reason, I love it.  Sunday has such a good vibe.  I truly think that Sunday rocks.  I know that most of you are saying, “But Mistress Courtney, we hate Sundays, because tomorrow is Monday and we have to go back to work!”  I hear you.  But I love what I do!  Being a phone sex Mistress brings me so much pleasure, that, as many of you well know, I pretty much work every day of the week!  I have to be able to my Dominant Freak on, right?  And when I take a day away from you all, while I do love having a day off, I also just miss you so much!  I miss being your Mistress, even if it’s just for one day!  And you know what?  I know that the other Mitresses of LDW feel exactly the same way!  As many of you know, they have been in Vegas this past week, and, I happen to know for a fact that they have been jonesing to get back to work and Domme you! It’s shwat we do, we miss you when we can make you do all of the naughty things we just adore making you do!  Whether it’s forcked cock sucking, or spanking, or sissification or whatever, we love it.  No, correction, we FUCKING love it!  It makes our day to make you do things.

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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27
Jun

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney on Facebook and Twitter, and, on Keeping My Vanilla and Spicy Sides Somewhat Separate!

Yay!  We finally made it to Saturday!  So, I wish for all of you, the happiest (and the naughtiest!!) of Saturdays, from yours truly, phone sex Mistress Courtney!  It’s not even beer - thirty (or, 4:20 for those of you who relax in other ways!) and already I have been having some smokin’ hot phone sex!  I so love my life, you have no earthly idea.  And you know what?  It just keeps getting better and better!  Life is good!  I can hardly believe how fucking fantastic I feel Domming the shit (sometimes literally!) out of all of you.  Damn.  I just fucking love it.  I think that being a Mistress is a stellar thing.  Speaking of stellar.  Are you all gearing up for fabulous fourth of July weekends next weekend?  I am planning on having a fabulous time with some friends, and, having a fabulous time with all of you!  So, a bit of clarification is in order.  I know some of you have been friending me on Facebook, but I also know that some of you have had to “un - friend” me, as it were, because my posts were on the naughty side, and, you didn’t want your grandma to see me referring to toilet slaves and such.  Well, I am planning to keep you up - to - the - minute on the vanilla portion (of the neopolitan ice cream cone that is me) of my life on facebook from now on.  If you want the latest on the Mistress side of me, check Twitter.  Oh, and just so you know, only YOU can see what your friends write on your friends walls, and, I promise NEVER to write anything naughty on your wall on facebook, unless of course, as the song from the late, great Michael Jackson says, you want to be startin’ something!  ;)

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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www.myprettysissy.com

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26
Jun

Happy Friday and Phone Sex Mistress Courtney’s Version of Fireworks!

Happiest of Fridays to all of you who celebrate Fridays, from me,  phone sex Mistress Courtney!  Well, I would be seriously lying if I said that today’s phone sex sessions were anything less that smokin’ hot!  I mean, damn!  I have one very favorite person who keeps me in orgasms, good ones.  Oh sure, like there is such a thing as a bad orgasm! Oh wait, there is, for you fellas!  There is the ever - popular ruined orgasm, but that’s another story all together!  So, today, naturally, after the events of yesterday, I needed a bit of a pick - me - up.  And, I got a really big, very hard, throbbing pick - me - up, if you will.  I was in heaven, let me tell you.  And the best part of all of this?  Well, this particular orgasm whore has promised to keep his balls full of cum for me!  How fucking cool is that?!?  I mean, I get to actually watch him cum on web cam, at some point.  And, I happen to know, that when this very talented penis cums, it cums hard and all over the fucking place!  It’s like the fourth of July, only in cum.  Now that is super fucking hot.  I don’t need no sticking fireworks!  I have my orgasm whore to show me a really hot display!  I think it will be an early celebration, for sure.  I am so excited to see him shoot his load after edging for me for so long.  It really is spectacular to watch.

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

www.kinkdomme.com
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www.myprettysissy.com

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25
Jun

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says Good-Bye to Two Legends…

Happy Thursday to everyone from me,  phone sex Mistress Courtney!  Today’s phone sex sessions have been just a bit tainted by the news of the passing of  two icons, Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett.   I am a bit wistful, as you can imagine.  Just in case you haven’t heard the news…this is from the Associated Press:   Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted “King of Pop” who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world’s most influential singer and dancer before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50.

The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.

The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.

Jackson’s death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music’s premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.

His 1982 album “Thriller” — which included the blockbuster hits “Beat It,” “Billie Jean” and “Thriller” — remains the biggest-selling album of all time, with more than 26 million copies.

He was perhaps the most exciting performer of his generation, known for his feverish, crotch-grabbing dance moves, his high-pitched voice punctuated with squeals and titters. His single sequined glove and tight, military-style jacket were trademarks second only to his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance.

As years went by, he became an increasingly freakish figure. His skin became lighter and his nose narrower. He surrounded himself with children at his Neverland ranch, often wore a germ mask while traveling and kept a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles as one of his closest companions.

In 2005, he was cleared of charges he molested a 13-year-old cancer survivor at Neverland in 2003. He had been accused of plying the boy with alcohol and groping him. The case took a fearsome toll on his career and image, and he fell into serious financial trouble.

Hundreds of people gathered outside the hospital as word of his death spread. The emergency entrance at the UCLA Medical Center, which is near Jackson’s rented home, was roped off with police tape.

In New York’s Times Square, a low groan went up in the crowd when a screen flashed that Jackson had died, and people began relaying the news to friends by cell phone.

“No joke. King of Pop is no more. Wow,” Michael Harris, 36, of New York City, read from a text message a friend sent to his telephone. “It’s like when Kennedy was assassinated. I will always remember being in Times Square when Michael Jackson died.”

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Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
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1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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20
Jun

Happy Summer Solstice from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Happy happy Saturday everyone!  I’m hoping that your weekends are going swimmingly and that you are being good (or bad, as it were!) for your favorite phone sex Mistress Courtney!  I have been really enjoying my phone sex sessions today!  It’s great to get back in the swing of things!  I hope that if you want to have some seriously hot, steamy and naughty phone sex sessions, that you will give me a call!  I will be around all weekend long, working my usual hours.  I got over my freakishly horny spell from last weekend, as the song says, with a little help from my friends.  Okay, let me be totally honest and cut to the chase here, with A TON of help from one very good friend who knew how horny I was!  We had a blast, let me tell you!  As we speak he is off in a sacred place celebrating the Summer Solstice.  Oh and speaking of, Happy Summer Solstice to each and every one of you!  It is officially SUMMER!  YES!  I really love all of the seasons, but Summer in particular has a very sexy, very erotic vibe for me.  And as you all know, the heat makes me very, very horny!  So, perhaps that’s why Summer has such a special place in my, um, er, heart.  I am sure all of you appreciate the rise in eye candy, and your cocks, as the corresponding temperature increases, right?  Of course you do!  And for me, a bisexual woman, any skin (well, okay, not ANY skin, but good skin), is good skin! ;)

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Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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19
Jun

Happy Friday and Some Updates from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Happy Friday everyone!  I surely do wish you all a very relaxed and sexy weekend from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney!  I hope that you are doing well, loving life and living large! If you follow my blog at all, or my tweets, you know that I haven’t been available for phone sex for a few days.  Well, I am happy to report that I AM BACK, BABY!  Yes, I have had a wonderful time with my very precious friends, and now I am back and ready to roll!  I think that the few days off just made me feel really horny and ready to get crack - a - lackin’!  I may take just a little time off tonight, as my friends are leaving this weekend, and, I want to be able to see them one more time before they make the long journey home.  It’s been such an amazing treat.  I know that this is a big weekend and I hope that you will give me a call if you are feeling particularly horny or submissive!  I will be here and would love to have some fun with you!  I think that you and me getting naughty together is some of the most fun one can have!  So, if you get a boner, and need help with that, you know where to find me!  As a friend of mine is fond of saying, life is too long not to enjoy all of the things that you can enjoy along the way, right?

If you find yourself craving a naughty phone sex session and I am not available, or, you are not at liberty to call, check out the very saucy, explicit audios at Mistress Always Wins. It’s not quite the same as a live, interactive phone sex session, but it comes very close! ;)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

www.kinkdomme.com
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www.thesmallpenisclub.com

www.myprettysissy.com

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