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Sexual Healing is Like a Shot of B-12

Happy Saturday! Wow, what an amazing, amazing, anniversary month this has been for all of the LDW Family! It has been such a love fest! I know we are going to close this month and this year out with a bang, I can just feel it! Let’s face it, this has been a really, really weird year. It would be so great to end it on a high note, even if just amongst ourselves. Marvin Gaye nailed it: we need sexual healing. Heck, I think we need it on a global scale, don’t you? I was visiting with Emily and kind of came of up with a tag line for how I approach calls: Get grounded. Get off. Get back in the game. And of course, by getting grounded I mean, anchored, not benched. You see, I like to be the one person with whom you can completely be yourself, and many of you know this. I don’t have any agenda except to make you feel the way you want to feel, during and after our calls. Life is hard. Being an adult is hard. And sex is such a fun and playful way to get a “shot of B12,” so to speak. As a matter of fact, of all of the many ways that adults can blow off steam, masturbation is probably one of the absolute safest ways in which to do that. And having someone to talk to about all of your secret fantasies, fetishes, desires and dreams, all while you experience the ultimate pleasure, is pretty fucking cool!

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Today’s Word is: Gobble

Happy Saturday! I think this is going to be a great weekend! And next weekend, Ms. Will will be back, yay! I can hardly believe that Thanksgiving is around the corner! I am not sure about my availability on that day, I will keep you posted, though. I talked to someone recently, whose ex-girlfriend is now his Mistress and she and her friends are doing all kinds of dastardly things to him on the regular. It was super fun to hear all about it. What made me think of it is that he would text her questions about just how and when and with whom she planned to torture him, and she would just text back these words: “gobble gobble.” I found that hilarious! The double entendre and the timing of it were cracking me up and this was back in October! So I can only imagine how ramped up that situation has become the closer we get to Thanksgiving. I’m sure a lot of you are dreaming of being stuffed and gobbling! Hahaha! It’s just too funny! But when you have a dirty mind, you can make anything dirty. I think I have always had one. It kind of runs in my family, actually! We all seem to have dirty, dark, twisted senses of humor! ¬†You can add blasphemous and sacrilegious to that list for me, as well! And the funny thing about it is that it always freaks people out! I think it’s because I am generally such a genteel, respectful person that people are shocked by my sense of humor.

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