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Got to Love Dear Old Dad

I found a GREAT article that is hilarious and informative, written by a gay man, about what to expect when you get fucked in the ass for the first time. I am going to have to post it, but I have to go find it and right now I’m doing this so…haha..you’ll have to wait! BUT, hehe, I really wanted to share it with my Mom, because she would really get a big laugh out of it. The policing part of my brain pretty much shuts this down immediately, even though it’s just us girls and it would have been fine, but still, maybe not the best topic. Well, apparently I was dead wrong, because later on that night, my Dad made us all red beans and rice for dinner.  Mom had had a couple of glasses of wine, and I swear she will not shut up about how good the sausage is! We’re all making polite dinner conversation and she keeps mentioning the sausage. My Dad finally can’t resist that temptation and quips, “I’m really glad you like my sausage!” Then she chimes in, “Well, ever since we moved to CA you’ve been buying that crazy-ass sausage!” By now, I am crying with laughter and I say, “Well, I wasn’t going to mention this, BUT, I just have to share this article about getting butt-fucked for the first time with you!” Yes, these are my parents, Ladies and Gentleman! No policing necessary, just come right out and say it! 😉

Happy Father’s Day Motherfuckers! (And if you are a Dad, you are a true Motherfucker!)

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
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Laughter and Sex: Seriously Potent Medicine

Sooo, it’s been a VERY interesting ride around here. My parents are the funniest, sweetest people I know, besides Will. And they are helping us so much and making me LAUGH! Which is good. I need to laugh. Ms. Will not so much, she needs rest and quiet and peace. But I, on the other hand, am being nurtured and loved very well by not only all of YOU, but by my loving friends and family. And yes, Doug, I am looking at you specifically, you sweet and caring lover. You are a truly great person to talk to in a time like this, you are so real and authentic. And to my Katie Rose, I just had the loveliest conversation with you and you are just a delightfully genuine caring person, too. I feel so blessed to know you.  And I don’t know if the sexy guy from Pittsburgh, who shall remain nameless because I forgot to ask him if he would be cool with a blog mention, but…you have a honey badger t-shirt and you REALLY helped this girl out! Seriously! There is nothing more healing than sex. Well, perhaps a good meal, some sunshine and sleep, but sex is waaaay up there for me! How about you? I know, I know, sometimes life is so hard that that is literally the last thing on your mind. But you know what my Mom’s best marriage advice is? Argue naked. I think that is HILARIOUS! Speaks volumes about my upbringing, no? I asked her, “Why didn’t you tell me this when Will and I got married!?” She retorts, “I don’t know how two girls work!” Hahahaha! Funny Mama! 😀

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
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