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March is Gonna Fuck February in the Ass

YES! Tomorrow is MARCH, fucking finally. Haha, every time I say the word “fuck,” which is, incidentally, one of my very favorite words, I am reminded of my Dad. He loves to hear my Mom say the word fuck. I asked him why and he said, “Because when a woman says the word fuck to a man, he sees it as an invitation to fuck.” Isn’t that funny? Do you all think this way? I would love to know. And Mistresses, do you all love the word fuck as much as I do? Ironically, a few years back I had a friend who was a really spiritual person, you know the type: a super- intuitive, sage-like, meditating-type chick and she said that fuck was one of God’s favorite words. That used to really make me laugh, but if you think about it, every living thing, well, almost every living thing, was born to fuck. That makes it a really compelling argument that it’s one of God’s favorite words (if you even believe in God, which I am not sure about all of that stuff), so I just don’t really think about it or go there, I know fucking is good, that’s all. But, if you ever get a chance, check out the video Osho did about the word fuck. I will post the link below. It’s hilarious! And actually pretty true. I think you will really get a kick out of it. I know I did. So FUCK OFF FEBRUARY, MARCH IS MARCHING IN ON YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE 28-DAY, PONY ASS!

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10 comments to March is Gonna Fuck February in the Ass

  • Gibson

    What is this “fuck” of which you Earthlings constantly speak, in every possible context?

  • Okay, so, I’ve been am LDW Mistress for a LONG time. And in that time I have read many a blog post, but I had to pop in and comment just to say that the title of THIS post is the best thing I have ever read ever. That’s saying a lot because I said the same thing about a princess mug that I saw just last night. So here’s hoping because I am TOTALLY with you on that sentiment. Bring on the Spring!

  • Courtney

    Sooo happy you enjoyed it! I feel this way every February! I guess salaried people have it made: same amount of money in less days! But then again, they have to work a fuck-ton of hours that they DON’T get paid for, so it all works out. And yes, Bring on the Spring!

  • Courtney

    Gibson, you know all about fucking!

  • Hey Court-e-Nay, fuck yes! I remember back when , every other word was fuck. I was brought up in upstate NY where fuck was every other word. Then I moved to California and started to get polite and then used the word fuck every three words. Finally I was around people who rarely used the word. Now I say fuck at least in a sentence…LOL…Happy March!

  • Courtney

    I grew up in SoCal and have always had a potty mouth!

  • Sissy April Nicole

    I like hearing a woman say fuck cause i think of it as a dominant command

  • Sissy April Nicole

    I usually don’t say fuck much in real life as i don’t have a potty mouth but i txt fuck a lot on internet cause of photos i see and send and i am looking to fuck or be fucked that is the question?

  • Courtney

    Hahaha! You so funny!

  • Courtney

    Because it totally is!

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