For content filtering software, click here

Cock Radio – click player to listen.

Categories

Getting Fucked in the Ass for the First Time

When I first read this article, I read it in my own voice, you know, like George Costanza when he got the risk management book on tape and was sorely disappointed that the reader sounded exactly like him? Well, I actually don’t mind the sound of my own voice, and, this article is both informative and hilarious!

“Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a whole new empathetic light, the kind of light that’s humanizing, curbs any further judgements and could possibly end wars. It’s like, “You just let me put my penis in your ass and move it in and out for an hour. God bless you, you wonderful angel. Take this ‘get out of jail free’ card. You’ve earned it!”

The only people who aren’t getting fucked in the ass are straight men. Lesbians use dildos, straight girls get drunk and acquiesce to their boyfriend’s requests, and gay guys, well, we sort of invented anal sex.”

(More to come!)

Click here to hear me read this article!

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
Tumblr

12 comments to Getting Fucked in the Ass for the First Time

  • Joe in FL (mrtone24)

    Love it! Any article that ends up with a pic of your sweet ass, Courtney, is fine by me! 😆 😈 👍👍

  • Gibson

    Ass-fucking?!?! Get out! I had no idea that was even a thing…

  • Tom

    I love strap on training

  • pete

    It’s true. Even if you only wanted to give a bj and gave in to a just the tip ploy. A full size man on top of you with a short fat one thrusting in and out is quite a feeling. There is a selfishness he has as he gets more excited with his thrusts and you wait till its over.

  • Hah hah! Now you and I both know that straight men are having plenty of anal sex thanks to Mistresses like us who require straight men to learn that humility and be our sweet sweet angel while we shove our big cocks in them. This is a very fun article. Thanks for sharing!

  • This made me laugh so hard! If every man knew what it was like to be fucked in the ass, there would be more humble people in the world. Who knows, maybe the lines of sexual identity would be more blurred and lose some importance. Every person should try it, just so they can see what it feels like for themselves.

  • Courtney

    Hey Joe! Thanks for that…hope all is well in your corner.

  • Courtney

    Haha! Someday I will publish the rest of this amazing article, but, hehe, you can google it, you know. Funny stuff!

  • Courtney

    Me too, Tom! 😉

  • Courtney

    Very descriptive! I love it!

  • Courtney

    You are so welcome! The rest is a riot, find it on google for a huge giggle!

  • Courtney

    I know, right, Ms. Lena?! Love the dialogue it’s created…now…to dig up the remainder…

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>