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Getting Fucked in the Ass for the First Time

When I first read this article, I read it in my own voice, you know, like George Costanza when he got the risk management book on tape and was sorely disappointed that the reader sounded exactly like him? Well, I actually don’t mind the sound of my own voice, and, this article is both informative and hilarious!

“Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a whole new empathetic light, the kind of light that’s humanizing, curbs any further judgements and could possibly end wars. It’s like, “You just let me put my penis in your ass and move it in and out for an hour. God bless you, you wonderful angel. Take this ‘get out of jail free’ card. You’ve earned it!”

The only people who aren’t getting fucked in the ass are straight men. Lesbians use dildos, straight girls get drunk and acquiesce to their boyfriend’s requests, and gay guys, well, we sort of invented anal sex.”

(More to come!)

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Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
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