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Spanked by a Giantess? OUCH!

Courtney — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:09:11 +0000

OTK?

Spanked by phone. What can I say? Ms. Ally is just full steam ahead on churning out these killer web sites! I mean, who wouldn’t love that? Spanked by phone! Sheesh! Now all of my little spanking buddies (not to be confused with my wanking buddies, although, sometimes in the Venn Diagram of submissives, those two do overlap), have a place just for them! I wrote up a really hot (put fully intended!) bio at spankedbyphone.com, and, I did an equally hot audio to go with it!

Something to Pull Your Puds To…

So for all of my fellas that just salivate at the mere mention of a good, bare- bottomed, over- the- knee spanking, will have something to pull their little puds to! I think you are really going to enjoy it! You naughty boy you!

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s GIANT COURTNEY!

Now, the other one, is, get this: Shrinking Fetish Phone Sex! Perfect! I know so many of you are soooo turned on by being teeny tiny men! I have one caller who actually likes for me to weave this one with lactating and blow jobs! How, you might ask? Well, as he sucks the milk out of my lactating boobies, I get bigger. But, here’s the twist, as I suck on his cock, he gets smaller! How is that for a triple whammy? So, if you are into shrinking fantasies, head on over to shrinkingfetishphonesex.com and get an eye full, and an ear full, of shrinking fetish candy! I think all of my teeny tiny minions are going to be in teeny tiny heaven!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

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Gay Porn, Heat and Flowers?

Courtney — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:38:15 +0000

You’re Almost There!

Ahhh, Thursday! You almost made it to the weekend! Just hang in there, you only have one more day to go, Bucko Bob! Again, if you have to work on the weekends, well you are in good company, and if you need some release, come and find me!

Homophobes Most Aroused by Gay Porn?

Sooo, I came across the most interesting thing recently. Apparently, homophobic men are far more aroused by gay porn than their non-homophobic counterparts. Isn’t that wild? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much? I would say so! It kind of reminds me of that wonderful movie, American Beauty. If you haven’t seen it, you should. I just love Kevin Spacey. It’s a must see!

Mistress Courtney = Hot House Flower (With Thorns, Of Course!)

It supposed to be really freakishly hot everywhere for the next week. So, if you find yourself closed up in your air – conditioned place needing a little release, you know where to find me! And for those of you who are really in the know, you know that the hot humid weather makes me open up like a hot – house flower! By that I mean, it makes me freakishly horny! You know what else makes me freakishly horny? STRESS. Yep, when I have a lot going on and I am super busy, I get soooo horny I can hardly stand it. And guess what? I have had a pretty intense summer! You know what that means? I enjoy all of my juicy phone sex sessions even more, and, I think myself pretty fortunate to be a phone sex Femdom! Who else gets to get off as a perk of the job? ;)

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

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Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Kinkier Pastures?

Courtney — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 23:23:44 +0000

It’s All Good

Hey everyone out in phone sex land! I hope this blog post finds you living large and loving life! I have been a very busy phone sex Mistress lately! But it’s all good!

What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been

It’s been quite an interesting summer, to say the least. Good friends coming into my life and some leaving it, but that’s what makes life so fascinating, all of the changes! It’s never a dull ride for me, I tell ya! I have had some amazing conversations, met new wonderful people and life is grand! I just love the honor of hearing all about your secret desires and fantasies. What could be better? It’s juicy!

Graduation Day?

Speaking of juicy, it’s so great when one of you graduates. What do I mean by that? Well, I tend to see myself as training wheels, because there are those of you who need a Mistress only for a period of time and then, you are ready for the training wheels to come off. As I have said many, many times, I would much rather see all of you happy and fulfilled! If that happiness and fulfillment includes me, that’s awesome! But if it means that you are ready to move on, I applaud that, too! I think that being a Mistress is a lot like being a Mom, if you are really good at what you do, you eventually find yourself out of a job! And since I am a Mistress to so many of you wonderful souls, I know that I will never truly be out of your hearts, even if you do move on to kinkier pastures!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Changes

Courtney — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:00:56 +0000

Don’t Worry Boys, I’ll Be Back Tonight

Ahhh, it’s a glorious Monday morning and Ms. Will is packing the truck. I am sipping some java and decided to write a bit. I hope all of you boys out in phone sex land, had wonderful weekends! Don’t forget, if you need a little phone sex lovin’ (or teasin’ or whatever floats your boat), you can call me tonight! I’ll be in my sarong and bikini top, sipping a ‘rita and hanging out with my buds.

Change Yourself

My Human Angel. She is my spiritual advisor. She came into my life and helped me start to synthesize all of the education I had gotten regarding spirituality. She was the most no bull shit person I have ever met. Totally authentic and willing to speak the truth. Sometimes she amazed me with what she knew, sometimes, she would freak me out, but mostly she taught by example and by a few carefully placed words now and then. She made me laugh and dropped the F bomb often, yep, this was the guru for me. We spent a lot of time over red wine or coffee, just talking. I could talk to her for hours. So many synchronicities, it was astounding. Just the fact that we lived so close to each other was a miracle. She helped me to see the highest best in me and in those around me. She taught me that the world and everyone and everything in it, is a big mirror, reflecting us back to ourselves. In short, if you don’t like what you see in the world? Change yourself.

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

More on How I Got Here from There

Courtney — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 00:46:10 +0000

Need a Phone Sex Fix?

Sunday! YES! I love this day. I hope all of you fellas out in phone sex land are having awesome Sundays! I am leaving for my trip tomorrow, so I won’t be around until the evening. But you are really desperate for a phone sex fix with me, you will have a window of opportunity!

Back to My Journey (The Spiritual One, Not the One to Oklahoma!)…

I really enjoyed learning about a different way than the Judeo-Christian way I was raised. I read a lot back then: Alan Watts, Christmas Humphries, Thich Nhat Hanh, to name a scant few. I would have to say that reading has been my saving grace. I very, very rarely read fiction, as I have always had a sense of urgency, that I needed to learn something so that I could be a better person. I studied courses in school that gave me the ability to detect bullshit. I took comparative religion courses (alongside human sexuality classes!), I took courses in logic and eastern philosophy. I am not telling you this because it’s a prerequisite. I just enjoyed the heck out of learning! But what I came to find out was this: you can get the equivalent of your PhD if you read a book a week. Yep, any topic, pick a topic, you can learn a whole lot about it, just by picking up a book. And spirituality, as it relates to the human condition, were at the top of my list, always. Then, as the saying goes, when the student is ready, the teacher appears. Enter: my own personal Human Angel…

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Spirituality and Sexuality, Together at Last?

Courtney — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:40:53 +0000

Up for Some Juicy Phone Sex?

Ahhhh, Saturday, how I have longed for you! I know that most of you reading this blog have longed for Saturday, too. Speaking of which, I hope that you are all having kick-ass Saturdays! Whatcha got planned for this glorious day? If you get horny and want to play, you know I am always up for some juicy phone sex! ;)

Horny and Spiritually Curious

I am pretty sure by now that those among you who aren’t on board with my multi-faceted blog, have already left the building. So this is for the rest of you who may be curious about my path and the bread crumbs I have found along the way that really nourished me and kept me going. Well, first of all, I have to tell you that I have always been a seeker. I have never been content with the status quo, and I have never wanted to be, as the song says, comfortably numb. It’s just not for me. So really, ever since I was a horny little girl (and you phone sex fellas who know me well, know just how horny I was!), I was also a very spiritual kid. So I asked a lot of questions. I didn’t take what was given to me at face value, I dug for deeper truths and meanings. I was always asking the adults in my life the really hard questions, and, thanks to my amazing Mom, got great answers. When I went away to college, I left the religious tradition of my family, and studied both Zen and Tibetan Buddhism. I was even initiated into the Drikung Kagyu Sect of Tibetan Buddhism. More on this to come! ;)

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Loving and Packing…

Courtney — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 00:15:59 +0000

Packing My Tookus Off

Oh wow! You made it to Friday, you lucky little devils! I hope that this blog post finds all of you out in phone sex land, loving life and living large! And, I hope you all have absolutely fabulous weekends planned! I am going to be packing my little tookus off. ;)

Committed to Loving Humanity

So, have you done any digging about The Shift? It’s so amazing. I used to liken it catching on and spreading like wildfire, to the 100th monkey story. Only to wiki it (the 100th monkey tale) and find out that it’s just that, a story. But, it’s a good story. And I think it could be OUR story. Yep, I think that humans have enormously un-tapped potential that we have suppressed until now. Truth be told, it has been kind of hard to show our true potential when you would get crucified or burned at the stake if you did! Right? But there are too many of us now. Earth’s population has reached a critical mass. We are definitely at a tipping point. But once we all have the veil lifted from our eyes, we will know that the true power lies within us. All of the things that we see around us that are negative, can be transmuted with our awareness, and, as corny as it may sound, with our love. And I am sure you are scratching your head saying, “Is a phone sex Mistress really this committed to loving humanity?” And I will answer you with utmost confidence and a resounding, “Yes!” (Incidentally, it’s a pretty amazing place to be, I feel elated most of the time…food for thought!)

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Thank Yous and Travel Plans

Courtney — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 00:07:59 +0000

Thank YOU a Million Times!

Happy Thursday all you luvahs out in phone sex land! I have to give you all a HUGE round of applause and a very big thank you to everyone who read my blog post dated April 15th, about PT from the UK. I heard from him the very next day and he said that he had an amazing sense of peace wash over him in the middle of the night. So whatever you awesomely amazing dudes did, it worked! I am so happy for him. Like I said in my last blog post, we really do shine (and grow) during times of adversity. There’s a little proof for ya right there!

Wanna Hear a Different Side of Courtney?

Well, as you may know, every year around this time, Ms. Will (and a few other lesbian couples) and I head up to Turner Falls in the Arbuckle Wilderness in Oklahoma and chill out for ten days. It’s a great time! I will be there from April 25th until May 5th. I am so excited! But, take heart, I will not be available on the 25th until around 8 pm (eastern), but I will be available for a couple of hours that evening. Then, I’ll be back on my regular schedule, pretty much. Also, on our return day (May 5th) I may only be available in the evening, since we’ll be coming back home and I haven’t yet figured out how to take calls from the car! (Although that would fun!) So, if you want to hear a different side of Courtney (hanging out in the woods with my friends sipping on a margarita), call me for some phone sex fun!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

What a Fucking Wild Ride We Are On, Bring It!

Courtney — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:19:42 +0000

What a Ride!

Hello everyone out there in phone sex land! I hope that you are all doing well, loving life and living large! I am so happy that you found my blog and take time out of your life to read it. That means so much to me! This journey of life that we are all on is pretty doggone exciting! Every day I wake up to see what’s going to happen next. WOW. What a ride!

But, Courtney, What About the Tornadoes, the Tsunamis, the Earthquakes, the Unemployment Rate?

I know, I know, there is some really dark stuff going on in the world — stuff we are doing to each other and to ourselves, stuff that the planet is doing, I get that. BUT, beings don’t evolve unless they are in crisis, that’s when we learn the most about ourselves. And, I truly believe that the next step in our evolution is not going to be a physical one, but rather an evolution of consciousness. It’s gaining rapid momentum, actually. There are movies being made about it, people youtubing about it, blogging about it. Heck, I am a classic example! Who would have thunk that me, a phone sex Mistress, would be blogging about The Shift? It’s wild! And actually, what really put a red-hot fire poker on my ass about this stuff? I went through a tragic event. Yep, good always comes from the seemingly “bad.” Why? Because we are pretty amazing people and we really shine when we are under duress. It reminds me of a great quote I heard the other day that I will share with you.

You Are Amazingly Stronger Than You Know

At the moment of your birth, your angels leaned down and whispered into your ear, “Breathe. Just breathe.” And when you obeyed and drew your first breath, they smiled and gave you your first affirmation: “See? You are strong and capable of surviving even the most painful and frightening of life’s passages. Remember this. Remember this.” – Sandra Kring

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Sow Your Own Seeds?

Courtney — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:55:46 +0000

A HUGE Thank You to YOU!

Hey there all of my babes in phone sex land! I hope you are all doing well, living large and loving life! I have to tell you, I have been sooooo incredibly overwhelmed at the positive responses that I’ve gotten in response to my blog posts coming from a very authentic place. WOW. You ALL amaze me! I cannot thank you enough for your love and support. It means the world to me!

Want to Know What One of My Hobbies?

One of my hobbies is collecting quotes/thoughts/poems that resonate with me and the path that I am on. I saw this one today and just had to share it with you. I know it’s not totally related to phone sex, but I can see how it could be related to just about anything in life. And by the way, I see the following terms interchangeably: God, Goddess, The Universe, Source, Energy. With that said, here’s the quote (I didn’t write it, but I wish I had!).

A Great Thought That You May Enjoy

“It’s like everyone’s given seeds that are capable of growing into the garden of their dreams, but no one’s been told they even have them. Then, when they see their neighbor’s garden growing, whether it’s because their neighbor actually found their seeds or accidentally spilled them, there’s a rush to see what’s happening. In fact, whole industries are built around the buying, selling, and trading of other people’s gardens.”

“There are seeds that grow into private gardens. Seeds that grow into best sellers. And seeds that grow into happy families.”

“Would you believe that one of the biggest impediments one has to discovering their own seeds, is their fascination with the gardens of others?” -The Universe

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney