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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Sends a Letter to a Hooter’s Waitress

Courtney — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:24:59 +0000

A very, very Happy Tuesday to all of you from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! What an rockin’ day for phone sex! I am so loving being a Femdom, but hey, what else is new, right? I have to tell you, I am having a wonderful time with a little stoker boy loser who confessed to me that he has a huge crush on a Hooter Girl named Stephanie. Would you believe that the idiot gave me her phone number and address of the Hooters he frequents? I have to say, I think that his wanking must stop. So, I told him either he lets me lock him up in a chastity belt, or, I am going to send the following letter to his Hooters restaurant. I told him he has 72 hours to make his decision. Stay tuned!

Here’s the letter I sent to Stephanie

Dear Ms. Stephanie:

You don’t know me but I am your customer, {left blank intentionally}’s, Mistress and I feel I must make you aware of certain unsavory facts about him.

This guy is a chronic masturbator. A chronic, uncontrolled, and unrepentant masturbator. I’m sure it’s hard to believe that a man of his age has so little self control but it is sadly true. He freely admits to me that he sits in your section recording your image in his mind, to replay later for his masturbatory pleasure.

I hope you won’t blame yourselves in any way for this. He has a long standing history of taking advantage of unsuspecting young women for visual stimulus.

I’m sure this is all quite shocking to you but I think it’s important that you know the kind of man you’re dealing with. I hope you’ll alert the other girls at Hooters as well so they are also aware.

Sincerely,

Mistress Courtney

P.S. He has a tiny tiny cock.

Signed,
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Happy Holiday Weekend and Some Extreme Stupidness

Courtney — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:18:26 +0000

Well, you almost made it to the fourth of July holiday weekend! So, for those of you whose weekends start today, happy holiday weekend from me phone sex Mistress Courtney! I can think of no better way to ring in a holiday weekend than with a naughty phone sex session. So, what are you planning to do to celebrate this great American holiday? Will you be having a backyard get – t0gether? Going somewhere fun to look at a big ass firewords display? I don’t know exactly what the weekend holds for me, but I will be having lots of naughty fun with all of you! So if you get your fill of hot dogs, hamburgers and apple pie, and want some kind along side that a la mode, you know where to find me! I think that it would a great way to um, uh, er, shoot some fireworks of your own (or not, for you tease and denial lovers!). Speaking of fireworks, Mistress Elizabeth has a video of some quy who thought it would be funny to put sparklers in his chastity device and light them on fire. How seriously fucked up is that? The screams from this guy were priceless. What a tool. I just cracked up when I saw it! Can you even begin to imagine the idiocy that goes into doing something that fucked up? I can’t even wrap my mind around that kind of stupidity. But hey, you know, what ever blows your wad, right?

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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says, GO CHASTITY! ;)

Courtney — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:14:49 +0000

Happy Thursday to all of you from me phone sex Mistress Courtney! And, you lucky devils, it’s almost the weekend! Hang in there, kiddos, it will be here before you know it! And, at any rate, I hope that you are doing well, loving life and living large! Speaking of loving life, are ya up for some naughty phone sex! You know I always am! So, have you heard about Chastity Bono? NO!?!? Here’s the scoop from the Associate Press, and I quote, “Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man. A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he “has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity” and began the sex-change process earlier this year. Publicist Howard Bragman said Bono is proud of his decision and hopes “that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue.”

The 40-year-old writer, activist and reality-TV star came out as gay 20 years ago, Bragman said.

In the book “Family Outing: A Guide to the Coming-Out Process for Gays, Lesbians, & Their Families,” Bono describes the realization of being “somehow different — specifically different from who my mom expected me to be.”

A message left with Cher’s representatives was not immediately returned Thursday.

Bono’s second book, “The End of Innocence: A Memoir,” details how relationships with Joan, a lover, and Sonny and Cher changed after coming out.

In 1995, Bono posed for the cover of the gay magazine The Advocate and began working for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD).”

Your Favorite Phone Sex Mistress is Baaaack!

Courtney — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:46:56 +0000

Happy Hump Day from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this beautiful day finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! Well, my birthday weekend was just amazing! I had a grand time with my Ms. Will and my Mom and Dad. We had a big party for me on Saturday and invited all of our friends. I just loved being surrounded by all of the people who are nearest and dearest to me. I think it may have been my best birthday ever! I know that you have probably been missing me when the urge strikes for some naughty phone sex, but you will be happy to know that this Mistress is back with a renewed will to whip your ass in shape! I just love, love, love doing what I do. Being a Mistress is such a gratifying endeavor. I am really pleased with myself and your servitude to me. Life is good. I know that if you have been really horny theses past few days and have been needed your Mistress Courtney fix, that you have probably been jonesin’ for me. Right? Well, not to worry, I am back and ready to rock your world. So, you will just have to find time in your busy schedule to give me a call and have some naughty fun with your favorite Mistress, right boys? And, you can never have too much fun with your Mistress! That is like having too much sex or too much money, it just doesn’t happen, now does it?

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Finds Friday the 13th “Lucky”

Courtney — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:18:14 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I just the number 13, would you believe, it is actually my favorite number? Well, that and the number 3. I love them! Not really sure why, although I have my suspicions. And if you want to know what those suspicions are, you are just going to have to call me and we can do a phone sex session for you to find out! Seriously, this day usually turns out to be a very lucky day for me. Which is odd, because I don’t really believe in luck, I am more of an “everything happens for a reason” kind of person. But hey, if I am meant to win a big hand at the black jack table, so be it! Although, I do have to actually play black jack in order to win, right? Which, of course, I don’t. I wouldn’t know a black jack game if it bit me on the butt! This Mistress does love a good game of scrabble, though. Does that count? Call me and let’s play naughty scrabble, okay? Entertain your Mistress!

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
1-800-356-6169
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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says, Appointments are Good!

Courtney — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:18:01 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! In my last blog entry I mentioned someone who has been trying to connect with me but to no avail (our schedules seem to be off – kilter.) Which caused me to wonder – how many of you would like a session with me but can’t seem to connect? Well, I have a wonderfully workable solution to this issue: appointments! Yes, I take appointments. My schedule is posted in the link above, however, if you prefer to schedule an appointment that is prior to, or after my regularly scheduled hours, by all means, do! I enjoy having special time set aside for our naughty phone sex play time. It means that you and I are guaranteed to have scheduled and uninterrupted time together. Now, I ask you, what could be better than that? I, for one, cannot think of anything better! I just love our special phone sex time together, and I want to make sure there is plenty of it! Or Mistress gets unhappy and NOBODY wants that, right?!?!

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Asks, Which Response Will You Have?

Courtney — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:09:28 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! Things have been wickedly naughty around the Mistress – front these days! Let me tell you, children, it has been wild, insanely wild. How wild, you might ask? Well, I will tell you! I have mocked more small penises that I can remember having mocked in the recent past. But that is just the tip of the ice berg! I have been engaged in some cuckold fantasies that would either A) Curl your hair, or, B) Put hair on your chest! Now, if you are a sissy, naturally, you can opt for reaction A. If you are small – dicked loser with not enough testosterone to impregnate an ant, (ant, not aunt!) then you should choose reaction B. Having said that, I have to digress and thank my sweet, shy, Suzanne for the wonderful gifts. I know you have been trying to get in touch with me, and our hours have been off. So if you have been trying to reach me and haven’t been able to, there’s never a better time than NOW!

Mistress Always Wins Update from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 02:59:25 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! I just loving my Mistress – ness these days! People fawn over me and serve me and buy me things. Sexy things! It’s a wonderful life, the life of a Femdom! So, I heard through the grapevine that my die – hard fans, the ones that have signed up for Mistress Always Wins and languish over my naughty audios, have been missing Part 8 of the You are my Cocksucking Bitch series. Well, I have very good news for you! If you go to Mistress Always Wins, it should be there in the next day or so. It’s been a while since I recorded that series, and I couldn’t think of the best way to describe it without listening to it again. Oh my. It’s hot! If I do say so myself. I am diabolical! Generally speaking, I do those audios on the fly, straight from my imagination without any script. I may have a general idea, but they take on a life of their own once I start talking…scary, huh?

Cocksucking and Pants Jizzing from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 02:55:17 +0000

Happy Friday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! It never ceases to amaze me just how many men love big cock. I mean, it’s like the lion’s share of you are all obsessed with it! I know not all of you are, but I swear, every other call, if not every phone sex session on a given day is about forced bi, and cocksucking. They seem to be on the, uh, rise. I wonder what’s up with that? Perhaps the recession makes men crave cock, who knows? All I know is that there is a preponderance of cock suckers out there! Did anyone see SNL this weekend? They had the fucking funniest SNL Digital Short called, “I Jizzed in My Pants.” It was a fucking riot! If you haven’t seen it, you should google it and check it out, just in case you missed it! I strongly urge you to watch it, and, listen to the lyrics, they are so fucking funny! I love you Adam Sandberg!!!

More Cuckold Hijinks from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:55:07 +0000

Happy Thursday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! I know many of you have been privy to one of my favorite little cucky boys. (Or should I say GIRL!) She’s the one who installed the two – way mirror in her closet so she could watch her hot wife fuck her lover? Remember? Okay, well that little cuckold’s life has taken a verrrry interesting turn! As a matter of fact, his wife is bisexual! Suhweet! And, her old friend from college, a slutty friend, came over and they got so hot with each other that they kicked his little cuckold ass out of the bedroom and had hot lesbian sex all night long! But, and that’s a BIG BUTT, before that, they each took the little cuckold and fucked him silly with their strap – ons! How hot is that? And this little cucky is so damn excited about all of these new, naughty developments that she can hardly stand herself!