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Spanked by a Giantess? OUCH!

Courtney — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:09:11 +0000

OTK?

Spanked by phone. What can I say? Ms. Ally is just full steam ahead on churning out these killer web sites! I mean, who wouldn’t love that? Spanked by phone! Sheesh! Now all of my little spanking buddies (not to be confused with my wanking buddies, although, sometimes in the Venn Diagram of submissives, those two do overlap), have a place just for them! I wrote up a really hot (put fully intended!) bio at spankedbyphone.com, and, I did an equally hot audio to go with it!

Something to Pull Your Puds To…

So for all of my fellas that just salivate at the mere mention of a good, bare- bottomed, over- the- knee spanking, will have something to pull their little puds to! I think you are really going to enjoy it! You naughty boy you!

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s GIANT COURTNEY!

Now, the other one, is, get this: Shrinking Fetish Phone Sex! Perfect! I know so many of you are soooo turned on by being teeny tiny men! I have one caller who actually likes for me to weave this one with lactating and blow jobs! How, you might ask? Well, as he sucks the milk out of my lactating boobies, I get bigger. But, here’s the twist, as I suck on his cock, he gets smaller! How is that for a triple whammy? So, if you are into shrinking fantasies, head on over to shrinkingfetishphonesex.com and get an eye full, and an ear full, of shrinking fetish candy! I think all of my teeny tiny minions are going to be in teeny tiny heaven!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

For a phone sex session with Goddess Courtney, call 800-601-6975
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Mistress Courtney Hearts You (and Ms. Ally, and the Ladies of LDW!)

Courtney — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:36:12 +0000

My Masturbation Fetish Just Shot Up to a WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL!

Masturbation Marathon! OMG! You have GOT to be kidding me! Ms. Ally is a GENIUS! I just love, love, love the domain names that she comes up with! Fabu! So, when she sent out the call to write a bio and do an audio for that site, you can bet I was ON FUCKING BOARD! You all know what a major masturbation fetishist I am, and so this one was a match made in heaven! You gotta go read my bio and listen to my audio at masturbationmarathon.com. If you’ve never done a call with me before (and even if you have) you may be reading some juicy stuff about me that you never knew!

Card-Carrying Cock Tease

Oh, and if that weren’t enough, she goes and gets the domain prickteasephonesex.com! Is that me, or is that me? Sheesh! I was like, this shit writes itself! I am such a card-carrying cock tease, literally! That one was awesome to write and record an audio for! Suhweet!!

Could I Love You More?

I swear, I don’t think I could love you (yes, you, the one reading these words right now), Ms. Ally, or the Mistresses of LDW any more if I tried! But as the song says (and it’s one of my all-time faves!): “I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow!” (Picture me Sunday driving, top down, singing that song at the top of my lungs, ’cause that soooo happens every time I hear it!)

More naughty fun stuff comin’ your way, stay tuned!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

For a phone sex session with Goddess Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

More Masturbation Fodder! Cum and Get It!

Courtney — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:49:14 +0000

An Intimate Conversation

Hello again! You know, I remember writing my bios for the various LDW sites back before I had even taken my first call! That was very interesting! But what is even MORE intriguing is to write them now that I am a seasoned Mistress. WOW. It’s like having a conversation about something that I know very, very intimately, and not, like in the pre-Mistress days when it was all conjecture and theory; all just ideas in my head about what the various fantasies, fetishes and kinks were about. (Oh one of the sites with a new bio and audio from me is: sensualhumiliation.com. You should check it out! If for nothing else than the pure masturbation fodder! )

A Student of Sexuality

Although I have to admit, even prior to my phone sex Mistress days, I was no stranger to kink. Having been a literal student of sexuality, since the ripe old age of FOUR, I knew quite a bit already. Human sexuality was one of my minors in college and I just soaked up everything I could like a sponge. I remember asking my Mom when I was 9 or 10 what a fetish was, and she answered me honestly! Go Mom!! (Another site that has a new bio and audio up from me is: suckpatrol.co.uk. For all my dirty blokes who are cocksuckers or cocksucking wannabes!)

Gender Fucking

I even talk about my first brush with feminization and gender fucking on femphone.co.uk. Ahhhh, good times…I love glam rock! Especially 70s glam rock! As the Campell’s soup ad says, “Mmmm, mmmm, good!”

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

For a phone sex session with Goddess Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

We Really Are LDW!

Courtney — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:01:02 +0000

Busy Bees

So great to see you all! I have been a busy little bee, doing all kinds of naughty things and loving every second of it! Head Mistress Ally has been a busy woman, too! She has been developing a myriad of web sites for the mates in the UK! As a matter of fact, I have been writing all kinds of bios and uploading new audios to the sites, and, I thought you might enjoy perusing them, no matter which side of the pond you’re on!

Femdom Phone Sex Conquers the UK?

Naturally, the different sites address with the cornucopia of kink that is LDW, so there is something for everyone! For instance, if you are into Femdom, you might enjoy femdombyphone.co.uk. There are a growing number of Mistresses on that site and I found it to be quite titillating!

Hold On to Your Willies, Mate!

Oh, and another one you would enjoy, if you are purveyor of Femdom (which I know you ARE!) stroll on over to femdomcalls.co.uk and look around! As a Femdom aficionado, I could spend HOURS poring over all the lovely women, looking at their pics, hearing their sexy voices and reading their bios!

Ladies Dominating the World

One last site that is of the Femdom variety is phonesexfemdommes.com! I’m telling ya, Ms. Ally is the Hostess with the Mostest when it comes to Femdom phone sex! We really are going to be L.adies D.ominating (the) W.orld! I think that’s fucking awesome! I saw one Mistress’ comment that we should conquer Australia next! I think the land down under, should be down under the boot heels of the Mistresses of LDW!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

For a phone sex session with Goddess Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Masturbation: Sex with Someone You Love

Courtney — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 05:01:47 +0000

TLC or CBT?

YAY! You made it to Friday! I hope that you all have wonderful weekends planned. If you have to work, be sure to schedule in some play time. You know what they say? All work and no jerk makes Dick an asshole. I’m just kidding! Seriously though, if you have been at the grindstone too long and need some TLC (or some CBT!) you know the Mistress to call!

Riding the Wave of Change and Loving It

It’s been such a wild, wild summer. Twists and turns at every corner, I tell ya! But hey, that definitely keeps me on my toes. I am actually one of those crazy people who thrives on change, so I am totally in my element. It’s been so great seeing things unfold. It all makes me wonder, though, are you going through crazy changes? Is your life seemingly up in the air? I am so curious! It’s just too amazing what crazy things keep coming up over and over again. I want to hear all about your adventures and what’s been going on with you. How are you staying grounded through the changes?

Is Phone Sex Your Stress Ball?

Speaking of changes, if you are feeling stressed (about anything), how do you deal with that? Would you consider phone sex (or masturbation) one of the tools in your arsenal for dealing with stress? If you do, I just have to say that I believe phone sex and masturbation to be two of the greatest forms of stress relief, and, the safest sex you can possibly have! So here’s to your health and to less stress and more sex! ;)

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

For a phone sex session with Goddess Courtney, call 800-601-6975 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 800-601-6975 end_of_the_skype_highlighting
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Gay Porn, Heat and Flowers?

Courtney — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:38:15 +0000

You’re Almost There!

Ahhh, Thursday! You almost made it to the weekend! Just hang in there, you only have one more day to go, Bucko Bob! Again, if you have to work on the weekends, well you are in good company, and if you need some release, come and find me!

Homophobes Most Aroused by Gay Porn?

Sooo, I came across the most interesting thing recently. Apparently, homophobic men are far more aroused by gay porn than their non-homophobic counterparts. Isn’t that wild? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much? I would say so! It kind of reminds me of that wonderful movie, American Beauty. If you haven’t seen it, you should. I just love Kevin Spacey. It’s a must see!

Mistress Courtney = Hot House Flower (With Thorns, Of Course!)

It supposed to be really freakishly hot everywhere for the next week. So, if you find yourself closed up in your air – conditioned place needing a little release, you know where to find me! And for those of you who are really in the know, you know that the hot humid weather makes me open up like a hot – house flower! By that I mean, it makes me freakishly horny! You know what else makes me freakishly horny? STRESS. Yep, when I have a lot going on and I am super busy, I get soooo horny I can hardly stand it. And guess what? I have had a pretty intense summer! You know what that means? I enjoy all of my juicy phone sex sessions even more, and, I think myself pretty fortunate to be a phone sex Femdom! Who else gets to get off as a perk of the job? ;)

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

A Call with a Real-Time Mistress

Courtney — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:36:08 +0000

The Hump Day of Summer?

Happy Hump Day! You made it! Of course, for those of you who work the weekends, Wednesdays are pretty much another day, but hey, I think Wednesday has a nice vibe either way, don’t you? I think we are officially in the Wednesday of Summer, which kind of sucks, and not in the best way.

The Lovely Mistress Tawny (Not an LDW Mistress!)

Speaking of sucking, yesterday one of my phone sex callers called me while he was in the dark and scary dungeon of his real-time Mistress. I even got to speak to her! I told her all about his dirty secrets and what would really drive him totally crazy. I’m sure you are wondering just what his kinks are, right? Well, he loves being made to smell women’s sweaty, stockinged feet. Pretty much anything to do with stocking feet drives him wild and makes his cock so ultra hard that he can hardly stand it! He also has a fantasy of being on Femdom planet, in which women give men orgasms as punishment! Naughty, right? I have to tell you, I had such a blast commiserating with Mistress Tawny to drive him crazy! Too much fun!

Busy, Busy Mistress Courtney

Oh, as a side note, I haven’t been able to be near my computer much. This summer has been wildly busy! I’ve been: helping a couple of my friends who are facing major life changes, keeping up with the garden, planning a big event for this fall, and taking all of the naughty phone sex calls that I get during a day, doesn’t leave me much computer time. BUT, please drop me an email if you want to plan something juicy!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Kinkier Pastures?

Courtney — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 23:23:44 +0000

It’s All Good

Hey everyone out in phone sex land! I hope this blog post finds you living large and loving life! I have been a very busy phone sex Mistress lately! But it’s all good!

What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been

It’s been quite an interesting summer, to say the least. Good friends coming into my life and some leaving it, but that’s what makes life so fascinating, all of the changes! It’s never a dull ride for me, I tell ya! I have had some amazing conversations, met new wonderful people and life is grand! I just love the honor of hearing all about your secret desires and fantasies. What could be better? It’s juicy!

Graduation Day?

Speaking of juicy, it’s so great when one of you graduates. What do I mean by that? Well, I tend to see myself as training wheels, because there are those of you who need a Mistress only for a period of time and then, you are ready for the training wheels to come off. As I have said many, many times, I would much rather see all of you happy and fulfilled! If that happiness and fulfillment includes me, that’s awesome! But if it means that you are ready to move on, I applaud that, too! I think that being a Mistress is a lot like being a Mom, if you are really good at what you do, you eventually find yourself out of a job! And since I am a Mistress to so many of you wonderful souls, I know that I will never truly be out of your hearts, even if you do move on to kinkier pastures!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

Ch, Ch, Ch, Ch, Changes

Courtney — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:00:56 +0000

Don’t Worry Boys, I’ll Be Back Tonight

Ahhh, it’s a glorious Monday morning and Ms. Will is packing the truck. I am sipping some java and decided to write a bit. I hope all of you boys out in phone sex land, had wonderful weekends! Don’t forget, if you need a little phone sex lovin’ (or teasin’ or whatever floats your boat), you can call me tonight! I’ll be in my sarong and bikini top, sipping a ‘rita and hanging out with my buds.

Change Yourself

My Human Angel. She is my spiritual advisor. She came into my life and helped me start to synthesize all of the education I had gotten regarding spirituality. She was the most no bull shit person I have ever met. Totally authentic and willing to speak the truth. Sometimes she amazed me with what she knew, sometimes, she would freak me out, but mostly she taught by example and by a few carefully placed words now and then. She made me laugh and dropped the F bomb often, yep, this was the guru for me. We spent a lot of time over red wine or coffee, just talking. I could talk to her for hours. So many synchronicities, it was astounding. Just the fact that we lived so close to each other was a miracle. She helped me to see the highest best in me and in those around me. She taught me that the world and everyone and everything in it, is a big mirror, reflecting us back to ourselves. In short, if you don’t like what you see in the world? Change yourself.

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney

The Good, The Not So Good, and The Funny

Courtney — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:06:17 +0000

Women Fart?

Ahhhh, happy Friday to all of my fellas (and gals!) out in phone sex land! You made it! Good for you! I hope you all have wonderful weekends planned. OMG, Ms. Will and I are sitting here talking about farts! Life is grand, I tell ya! You may or may not have heard this before, but it has been said that we are not human beings having spiritual experiences, we are spiritual beings having human experiences. That what makes farts so fucking funny to us! Only the most pinched and uptight people, who have forgotten Who They Truly Are, find farts offensive. Because spiritual beings probably do not fart, but human beings definitely do. And I know for some of you fellas, you find it inconceivable to know that women fart. Why? Because women have been taught that it is not lady-like. So most women will try to hide the fact that they fart from their men. Well, I’ve got news for ya: women fart. So there you go! Sometimes, you just have to laugh! It is soooo good for you!!!!

One a More Serious Note…

Okay, on a very serious note, one of your brothers in (phone sex) arms, is in a pretty bad way right now (and no, this time, he’s not in THAT kind of bad way…which is a shocker, ’cause he’s one horny dude, as you most are!)…the doctors aren’t sure what’s wrong with him, but he’s in pain and he’s hurting and his world is upside down right now. So, with that said, if you are the praying kind, the meditating kind, or just want to send a shout out of encouragement to a brother who’s down, feel free to forward your preferred method of love to PT from the UK. The Universe (God/Goddess, Source) knows which one you’re talking about.

(Oh and baby, you know I’ve got your back, I always have and I always will! I am continuing to hold a vision of you healed and whole, happy and healthy! All is well, and all will always be well, believe that! I love you!)

Thanks, you ALL ROCK!!!!!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney