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Mistress Courtney Hearts You (and Ms. Ally, and the Ladies of LDW!)

Courtney — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:36:12 +0000

My Masturbation Fetish Just Shot Up to a WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL!

Masturbation Marathon! OMG! You have GOT to be kidding me! Ms. Ally is a GENIUS! I just love, love, love the domain names that she comes up with! Fabu! So, when she sent out the call to write a bio and do an audio for that site, you can bet I was ON FUCKING BOARD! You all know what a major masturbation fetishist I am, and so this one was a match made in heaven! You gotta go read my bio and listen to my audio at masturbationmarathon.com. If you’ve never done a call with me before (and even if you have) you may be reading some juicy stuff about me that you never knew!

Card-Carrying Cock Tease

Oh, and if that weren’t enough, she goes and gets the domain prickteasephonesex.com! Is that me, or is that me? Sheesh! I was like, this shit writes itself! I am such a card-carrying cock tease, literally! That one was awesome to write and record an audio for! Suhweet!!

Could I Love You More?

I swear, I don’t think I could love you (yes, you, the one reading these words right now), Ms. Ally, or the Mistresses of LDW any more if I tried! But as the song says (and it’s one of my all-time faves!): “I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow!” (Picture me Sunday driving, top down, singing that song at the top of my lungs, ’cause that soooo happens every time I hear it!)

More naughty fun stuff comin’ your way, stay tuned!

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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Has a Super Sunday! :D

Courtney — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:35:45 +0000

Oh my! What a great Sunday this was! And before I forget, I wish each and every one of you a very, very good week from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! Now, back to phone sex, it was a stellar day phone sex! I got to have a really nice long session with my Orgasm Whore, and yes, it was an official Orgasm Whore Meeting! We had orgasms galore! (And I, with my “Pussy Galore!”) What a wonderfully relaxing and sensual way to wile away a Sunday afternoon. And, as many of you know, this is my very favorite day of the week!

So, this weekend is wrapping up very nicely. I only wish that my sweet Prostate Milking Slut and I could have had some time together. If you remember correctly, we were supposed to have a nice visit yesterday, but then his plans changed. That’s life, I completely understand that. It doesn’t make me miss him any less, though!

On a light note, my nail tech came over an hour or so ago and gave me a nice manicure and a pedicure. She loves to come and give me a mani pedi at my house. Why? Well, it’s a very relaxed and casual atmosphere, and, I always crack open a bottle of wine (or two!). Thankfully, she just lives around the corner from me, so she can walk home if she has too much vino. But, she has never had to do that. So, as I write this, I am now sporting 10 pretty fingers and 10 pretty toes!

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
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Your Favorite Phone Sex Mistress is Baaaack!

Courtney — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:46:56 +0000

Happy Hump Day from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this beautiful day finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! Well, my birthday weekend was just amazing! I had a grand time with my Ms. Will and my Mom and Dad. We had a big party for me on Saturday and invited all of our friends. I just loved being surrounded by all of the people who are nearest and dearest to me. I think it may have been my best birthday ever! I know that you have probably been missing me when the urge strikes for some naughty phone sex, but you will be happy to know that this Mistress is back with a renewed will to whip your ass in shape! I just love, love, love doing what I do. Being a Mistress is such a gratifying endeavor. I am really pleased with myself and your servitude to me. Life is good. I know that if you have been really horny theses past few days and have been needed your Mistress Courtney fix, that you have probably been jonesin’ for me. Right? Well, not to worry, I am back and ready to rock your world. So, you will just have to find time in your busy schedule to give me a call and have some naughty fun with your favorite Mistress, right boys? And, you can never have too much fun with your Mistress! That is like having too much sex or too much money, it just doesn’t happen, now does it?

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
1-800-356-6169
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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Wants to Interview YOU About Stroking

Courtney — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:36:35 +0000

Happy Thursday to each and every one of you from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! Well, it’s almost here! What, you might ask? Well, I will tell ya! The weekend of course! And, there is bound to be some serious Mistress Madness going on, as there always seems to be. And when I say Mistress Madness, I do so with all of the love and respect in the world! We Mistresses of LDW are always up to something, as you all are well aware, I am sure. So, be sure to check with the Mistress Madness site and see what mischief and mayhem you can get it into. There is always plenty. Oh, and just in case you are new around here, there is a wonderful way to uh, oh, cut your teeth, get your feet wet, whatever analogy works for you. Here at LDW we have a great site for entertainment and enlightenment called The Masturbation Interviews. I have been blessed with the opportunity to conduct many of these interviews. They are so much fun! I mean, let’s face it, we all get off, right? So why not share that info, anonymously, of course! I like to do about an interview a day, on the average. They are totally anonymous and best of all, you get to talk to a Mistress about your most intimate masturbation secrets and stories, all totally for FREE! Yes, some of the best things in life are still free.

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Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
1-800-356-6169
Optional Pre-Session Questionnaire
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Lots of Mistress Madness Goin’ On!

Courtney — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:26:45 +0000

Thank Goddess It’s Friday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! Have big weekends planned? No? Well, if you don’t have any plans, then you seriously need to check out the Mistress Madness site! Head Mistress Ally has launched a new way to get off, in the round, so to speak. How, you might ask? Well, I will tell you exactly how – a party line! Yup, just like the old days, or so I am told. ( * wink wink * ) So, you will have to check out which Mistresses are trhowing parties on the party line. It is very reasonably priced, it is just ninety – nine cents a minute! Of course, since it is a party, there are other people on the line, however, you cannot hear them, and they cannot hear you. That’s the good news! The great news? You all can hear the Mistress who is hosting the party! How cool is that? Of course, the parties will not only vary from Mistress to Mistress, but they will also vary from party to party! So you will always have that wonderful sense of sensual variety and naughty adventure you have come to expect from the fine, fine Mistresses of LDW. So, be sure to bookmark the site, Mistress Madness, and check it often for the most current parties. And, just in case you are wondering, I haven’t yet jumped on the Party Line train. However, if I have enough of you who are interested, I may work something out. So stay tuned to my site (this blog) for more info on any upcoming Mistress Courtney Parties.

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Finds Friday the 13th “Lucky”

Courtney — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:18:14 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I just the number 13, would you believe, it is actually my favorite number? Well, that and the number 3. I love them! Not really sure why, although I have my suspicions. And if you want to know what those suspicions are, you are just going to have to call me and we can do a phone sex session for you to find out! Seriously, this day usually turns out to be a very lucky day for me. Which is odd, because I don’t really believe in luck, I am more of an “everything happens for a reason” kind of person. But hey, if I am meant to win a big hand at the black jack table, so be it! Although, I do have to actually play black jack in order to win, right? Which, of course, I don’t. I wouldn’t know a black jack game if it bit me on the butt! This Mistress does love a good game of scrabble, though. Does that count? Call me and let’s play naughty scrabble, okay? Entertain your Mistress!

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says, Appointments are Good!

Courtney — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:18:01 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! In my last blog entry I mentioned someone who has been trying to connect with me but to no avail (our schedules seem to be off – kilter.) Which caused me to wonder – how many of you would like a session with me but can’t seem to connect? Well, I have a wonderfully workable solution to this issue: appointments! Yes, I take appointments. My schedule is posted in the link above, however, if you prefer to schedule an appointment that is prior to, or after my regularly scheduled hours, by all means, do! I enjoy having special time set aside for our naughty phone sex play time. It means that you and I are guaranteed to have scheduled and uninterrupted time together. Now, I ask you, what could be better than that? I, for one, cannot think of anything better! I just love our special phone sex time together, and I want to make sure there is plenty of it! Or Mistress gets unhappy and NOBODY wants that, right?!?!

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Asks, Which Response Will You Have?

Courtney — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:09:28 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! Things have been wickedly naughty around the Mistress – front these days! Let me tell you, children, it has been wild, insanely wild. How wild, you might ask? Well, I will tell you! I have mocked more small penises that I can remember having mocked in the recent past. But that is just the tip of the ice berg! I have been engaged in some cuckold fantasies that would either A) Curl your hair, or, B) Put hair on your chest! Now, if you are a sissy, naturally, you can opt for reaction A. If you are small – dicked loser with not enough testosterone to impregnate an ant, (ant, not aunt!) then you should choose reaction B. Having said that, I have to digress and thank my sweet, shy, Suzanne for the wonderful gifts. I know you have been trying to get in touch with me, and our hours have been off. So if you have been trying to reach me and haven’t been able to, there’s never a better time than NOW!

Mistress Always Wins Update from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 02:59:25 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! I just loving my Mistress – ness these days! People fawn over me and serve me and buy me things. Sexy things! It’s a wonderful life, the life of a Femdom! So, I heard through the grapevine that my die – hard fans, the ones that have signed up for Mistress Always Wins and languish over my naughty audios, have been missing Part 8 of the You are my Cocksucking Bitch series. Well, I have very good news for you! If you go to Mistress Always Wins, it should be there in the next day or so. It’s been a while since I recorded that series, and I couldn’t think of the best way to describe it without listening to it again. Oh my. It’s hot! If I do say so myself. I am diabolical! Generally speaking, I do those audios on the fly, straight from my imagination without any script. I may have a general idea, but they take on a life of their own once I start talking…scary, huh?

Cocksucking and Pants Jizzing from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 02:55:17 +0000

Happy Friday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I hope this blog post finds you all doing well, loving life and living large! It never ceases to amaze me just how many men love big cock. I mean, it’s like the lion’s share of you are all obsessed with it! I know not all of you are, but I swear, every other call, if not every phone sex session on a given day is about forced bi, and cocksucking. They seem to be on the, uh, rise. I wonder what’s up with that? Perhaps the recession makes men crave cock, who knows? All I know is that there is a preponderance of cock suckers out there! Did anyone see SNL this weekend? They had the fucking funniest SNL Digital Short called, “I Jizzed in My Pants.” It was a fucking riot! If you haven’t seen it, you should google it and check it out, just in case you missed it! I strongly urge you to watch it, and, listen to the lyrics, they are so fucking funny! I love you Adam Sandberg!!!