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You made it to the weekend! YAY! Just FYI: Weekends are really hard for us, each moment spent living in anyone else’s home (let alone your parents) is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. We’re managing though. My folks are leaving tomorrow early in the morning for their anniversary and we’ll have the houe to ourselves for a while. I may work, I may not. If you see me on, and you want to talk, call! Until then, more from the hilarious article that I began sharing a while back. If I could write this well, to put it bluntly, haha, I would own ALL of Las Vegas, sell it and move to Costa Rica and live off of the land. You’re welcome. 😉

“I’m going to try to put the feeling of anal sex into words so you can get an idea of how crazysexyintense it is. First of all, anal sex cannot be an on-the-fly decision. If I’m getting fucked in the ass, I need to know way in advance so I can prepare properly. The guy needs to send me a private Facebok event invitation titled, “Ryan O’Connell gets fucked in the ass.” with a set date and time. I can then have the luxury of choosing “Attending”, “Maybe Attending” or “Not Attending.” If I choose to attend, I need to start doing some serious yoga to Sade or Enya. When that’s done, I’l give a pep talk to my asshole and be like, “Hey babe! I know you’ve been in retirement or whatever, but you need to get ready because something’s coming to an orifice near you. Don’t hate me! You’ll like it. And don’t try any funny business tonight. I’ll be mortified if you-know-what happens!”

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Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
Twitter @CourtneyControls
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