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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Wants You to Be Her Guinea Pig

Courtney — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:44:03 +0000

Ah, it’s the first Saturday of December, and I wish you all a very, very fine Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney.

Technically, my Saturday started around midnight last night, and let me tell you, it has already been one amazing day for phone sex! I can hardly believe how incredibly hot things get late Friday night, early Saturday morning. It’s unbelievable!

Even today, I had a really fun “I – caught – you -stroking phone sex session. I love those! Naturally, the caller was a cum – eater wannabe, and guess what? Well, of course, I made him eat his cum! It was great.

I just love making guys (and girls) do things outside of their comfort level. It’s just too hot for words. Yup, I had that little cum whore shoot is cum all over his face! And you know what? He loved it!

It was the very first time he had ever eaten his own cum (or so he says!). It was, as they say, the maiden voyage. I think that is a fucking riot. I asked him how it tasted and he said that it was “not really salty, and not really sweet”; he said he couldn’t really describe it. How wild is that?

Most guys describe their cum as salty, but I guess it all depends on their diet. I hear that pineapple makes cum taste really sweet and good. If you try it and you find that to be true, will you let me know.

I don’t often make a point of offering advice without first trying it. Hey, you can be my guinea pig! I know that would turn many of you on, right?

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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney on Sticky Fantasies

Courtney — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:28:58 +0000

Happy, happy Saturday to all of my blog followers, from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! So, are you in the mood for some naughty Femdom phone sex? I know I am! It’s been a great day! And all that I need is for you to join in the fun! How? Well, it’s easy, all you have to do is find some time alone, and then call me. Easy, right? And, I will make it even easier for you, I am going to be available until at least 11:30 pm tonight, possibly later. It’s going to be a hot night for phone sex, I can feel it in my bones.

So, I had a really juicy phone sex session today that involved a cum slut under a cocktail table sucking another bar fly’s cock! How fucking hot is that? I just love doing phone sex sessions that involve a little naughty cock sucking. It always makes me really hot! I mean smokin’ hot. It just makes my clit dance up and down in my panties! I cannot tell you why it turns me on so damn much to see a man suck another man’s cock, but it does. It just drives me wild! I think that some men are just born to suck cock, and, as a Mistress, I see it as my job to bring that cock sucking desire to the surface and make it a reality (even if only in fantasy!). It’s one of those things that, if it turns you on, will not turn you loose (as we say here in Texas!). So, if you can’t beat it, do it! You know? I mean, sometimes you just have to give in to your desires, and this one, if you are really, really lucky, is a BIG ONE!

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An Update on My Cuckold Version of Kari Sweets

Courtney — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:57:21 +0000

What a great day! Happy happy Thursday to each and every one of your from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! Wow, it just keeps getting better and better for phone sex! Well, yesterday I had the supreme pleasure of having a session with my little cuckold version of Kari Sweets and Mistress Kara. I was able to spill all of my little sissy cuckold’s secrets to Mistress Kara, all while the little cuckie was shaking in her pretty pink panties! It was just too much fun to tell all of his dirty little secrets. I was so elated to hear him whisper, “No Mistress!” And then tell his secrets anyway! And let me tell you, he has a lot of secrets! I just love it when he whimpers and pretends he doesn’t want anyone to know how really and truly slutty he is. I just have to say, this little sissy cuckold is really, really slutty. As a matter of fact, he takes slutty to a whole nutha level! And, then, after we chatted with Mistress Kara and I told her absolutely everything I could recall about the sordid details of my version of Kari Sweets life, the little slut called me back for more! Now, she is really entertaining the idea of having black cock. Of course, I assured her, once you go black, you never go back, and let me tell you, that is soooo true! This little sissy cuck, naturally, especially wants his wife to go black. Sad thing is, they don’t know any black people. Bummer! But, guess whose wife has a big black dildo?!?

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Talking and Being Naughty ‘Til Midnight Eastern! :D

Courtney — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:25 +0000

Oh, another Manic Monday. I hope you all fared well today, and, that you had wonderfully relaxing weekends. Happiest of Mondays and Happy New Week from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! I think my day for phone sex is just getting warmed up! There is going to be an orgasm whore meeting tonight, which is great, because I am really horny and need a fix! Plus, I have been missing my fellow Orgasm Whore so much. I can hardly wait to dive into our Orgasm Whore meeting! We have such an amazing time together. I can hardly believe it. So, a little scheduling info. I am planning to take tomorrow off. Although, if my little panty boy who wants to suck dick actually buys a toy and calls me with it in his hot hands, I may sign on and have a little fun with him. It all remains to be seen. Then I will be back around 2 in the afternoon on Wednesday, for all of your naughty phone sex desires! Oh, and I will be around until midnight tonight (eastern), so if you want to play with me before I take the day off tomorrow, give me a call!

Here is the very last of the funnies from Facebook, enjoy! (I didn’t write these, obviously, but if you enjoyed them, scroll back and read them all!)

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

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My Horny Little Cuckold Hungry for Dick

Courtney — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:21:03 +0000

Happy Tuesday to all of you from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney. Wow, my orgasm whore and I are on fire! What a wild week it has been for phone sex! And it’s only Tuesday! I also had a wonderful long fantasy with my little sissy cuck. You may remember him, he wants to look like Kari Sweets? Well, I did the most wild fantasy with him in which his wife got used and abused, and I mean literally, by a basket ball team. It was so smokin’ hot! You wouldn’t believe it! And, in the fantasy, whenever I told him something really dirty that his wife did, I told him that he would be even better at and would enjoy it more than she did. All because he is the biggest slut of them all! He puts all of the other cock sucking sluts to shame, let me tell you! I was blown away at how perverted my little sissy cuck could be! And then, I said that all of the basket ball team and he and his wife and step-mom should all get together and get gang – banged by the team! Now that’s what I call a tag team! Both cumming and going! What a fuck fest! I am sure that my little sissy cuck, my Kari Sweets Wannabe, would fucking love that to no end! Wouldn’t you, you little horny, slutty freak? And, what’s even funnier? He kept whispering, “Mistress, I can’t help it!” Yup, he is THAT desperate for DICK!

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Talks about My Orgasm Whore and Kevin!

Courtney — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:54:53 +0000

Happy Hump Day to all of you from phone sex Mistress Courtney. Both today and yesterday were amazing days for phone sex! What can I say? My orgasm whore finally, finally came after a little over a month of not orgasming. What a sight that was! And, get this, he assures me that he’s got even more to show me! Dayum! I am so excited to see what he’s got going on for me in the future. And last night, I actually had a really fun caller, named Kevin, lose his cum – eating virginity! We had such a great session! He was so much fun, so submissive, so amazing! We were playing “Playboy Russian Roulette.” If you want to play “Playboy Russian Roulette” you will have to have a Playboy handy and call me! It is very, very fun. I had Kevin fuck his ass with a beer bottle, and we did all kinds of fun role – play scenarios, to boot! Oh, oh, and he came onto a spoon and ate it for me! For the first time! He said he usually doesn’t do it, but he did it for me, right on! Then, we made a date to do a phone sex session in 40 years! How fucking cool is that, now I ask you? It’s very cool. Kevin was really excited to see his name “in lights” so to speak. By that I mean, being mentioned in my blog that is! Oh, and Kevin, when you read this, you have permission to stroke with a dirty magazine, but only when you read this for the first time, not when you read it a second or third time.

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Happy Friday and Phone Sex Mistress Courtney’s Version of Fireworks!

Courtney — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:02:14 +0000

Happiest of Fridays to all of you who celebrate Fridays, from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! Well, I would be seriously lying if I said that today’s phone sex sessions were anything less that smokin’ hot! I mean, damn! I have one very favorite person who keeps me in orgasms, good ones. Oh sure, like there is such a thing as a bad orgasm! Oh wait, there is, for you fellas! There is the ever – popular ruined orgasm, but that’s another story all together! So, today, naturally, after the events of yesterday, I needed a bit of a pick – me – up. And, I got a really big, very hard, throbbing pick – me – up, if you will. I was in heaven, let me tell you. And the best part of all of this? Well, this particular orgasm whore has promised to keep his balls full of cum for me! How fucking cool is that?!? I mean, I get to actually watch him cum on web cam, at some point. And, I happen to know, that when this very talented penis cums, it cums hard and all over the fucking place! It’s like the fourth of July, only in cum. Now that is super fucking hot. I don’t need no sticking fireworks! I have my orgasm whore to show me a really hot display! I think it will be an early celebration, for sure. I am so excited to see him shoot his load after edging for me for so long. It really is spectacular to watch.

Happy Tuesday from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney, and, Some General Ramblings and Rants

Courtney — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:53:37 +0000

Happy Tuesday (if there is such a thing!) from me phone sex Mistress Courtney to all of you out there reading my phone sex Mistress blog. I hope that you are doing well, loving life and living large! That’s the only way to live, baby, I can assure you! Well, I must have had a pissy day yesterday. I sent an email to all of the Mistresses of LDW bitching about this most annoying photo of a snoring man that keeps popping up in yahoo whenever I go to check my email. Big thanks to all of the Mistresses for putting up with my very pissy rant! And especially to Mistress Lauren for reminding me that I don’t have to look at the ad if I give yahoo 20 bucks a year. May be money well spent! Have any of you seen the guy I am talking about? With my Mistress mind all I want to do when I see that gaping pie hole is shove a big dick in it! I don’t know why this particular photo irritates the living fuck out of me, but it does. Just when I was thinking I was pretty sure I was the only one, I asked my Ms. Will if she had seen the pic of the mouth – breathing fucktard, and she said very emphatically, “YES!” Apparently, the very sight of this idiot makes Will’s skin crawl too! How funny is that? No wonder I love her so much, we are like of the same mind 99.99 percent of the time. Too wild. So, if you have seen the guy I am talking about, and the very sight of him makes you want to wretch, leave a comment on my blog and let me know. It’s odd for me to dislike a random person based on nothing more than their look, but hey, I am human! Believe it or not!

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says, Susan Boyle is in the Other Other World Kingdom?

Courtney — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:36:22 +0000

Well, I suppose I could say Happy Monday from phone sex Mistress Courtney, but, I know that the words “happy” and “Monday” don’t really go all that well together! Nonetheless, I hope that this blog post finds you all loving life and living large! This is a great time to be alive, really. I know that is a very bold statement for someone to make, but I am a Mistress damn it, and when I say life is good, you knod that head in agreement, you got it? No, seriously, life is good, I love life. I am having a great time during all of my hot and horny phone sex sessions! Diapering and sissifying you, making you shoot your wad into your own face, you name it! I am having a rip roarin’ good time making you do things for my amusement. So, as you can plainly see, I am just loving life and living large! I hope that you are too! Aw, so sad about Susan Boyle. I wasn’t that impressed with her voice, but I liked the idea of someone who doesn’t fit the mold, making good in the headlines. And now, she’s ended up in the priory. Oh well, I wish her well. Although, if you know anything about my naughty fantasies about the priory (do a search on this blog for the Other Other World Kingdom), and, if the priory that Susan Boyle is in is anything like MY priory, she’s in a much sexier and better place, believe me!