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Courtney — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:49:14 +0000

An Intimate Conversation

Hello again! You know, I remember writing my bios for the various LDW sites back before I had even taken my first call! That was very interesting! But what is even MORE intriguing is to write them now that I am a seasoned Mistress. WOW. It’s like having a conversation about something that I know very, very intimately, and not, like in the pre-Mistress days when it was all conjecture and theory; all just ideas in my head about what the various fantasies, fetishes and kinks were about. (Oh one of the sites with a new bio and audio from me is: sensualhumiliation.com. You should check it out! If for nothing else than the pure masturbation fodder! )

A Student of Sexuality

Although I have to admit, even prior to my phone sex Mistress days, I was no stranger to kink. Having been a literal student of sexuality, since the ripe old age of FOUR, I knew quite a bit already. Human sexuality was one of my minors in college and I just soaked up everything I could like a sponge. I remember asking my Mom when I was 9 or 10 what a fetish was, and she answered me honestly! Go Mom!! (Another site that has a new bio and audio up from me is: suckpatrol.co.uk. For all my dirty blokes who are cocksuckers or cocksucking wannabes!)

Gender Fucking

I even talk about my first brush with feminization and gender fucking on femphone.co.uk. Ahhhh, good times…I love glam rock! Especially 70s glam rock! As the Campell’s soup ad says, “Mmmm, mmmm, good!”

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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Misses Her Orgasm Whore and Other Ramblings…

Courtney — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:37:54 +0000

Ahhhh, Sunday! As many of you already know, Sunday is my hands – down favorite day of the week. So, I bid you all a very Happy Sunday from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! Wow, what a kick – ass day for phone sex! I swear, I cannot get enough of being a Femdom! I just fucking love it. Already today I have sissified and feminized more than a handful of sissy boys, and, I have used quite a few faces for my throne! What a glorious day! I do have to admit, I am really missing my Orgasm Whore. I do hope that we get to have a full – blown Orgasm Whore Meeting very soon. I have been very, very aggressively horny of late, and I need to spend some quality time with my kitten, and no, I am not talking about my cats, Lotus and Velvet.

So, handsome fella, if you are reading this blog post and think you can, uh, um, er, squeeze me in (or should I say, squeeze yourself in!) I would be simply delighted, as a matter of fact, you could color me pink! (You know what I’m talking about, that rosy glow that I get when I kick it up into high gear and channel my inner Tantra Goddess!)

Other than missing my Orgasm Whore, and, someone else who shall remain nameless, because he asked me to, not a whole lot is going on around these parts. I am just kicking back and enjoying this fine Fall Sunday afternoon, talking dirty on the phone. Sounds like a perfect day to me!

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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Wishes You a Great Sunday and a Super Week

Courtney — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:26:06 +0000

Sunday, glorious Sunday! I hope that this Sunday evening finds you all doing well, relaxed and ready for the week. Happy new week to each and every one of you from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! I have been having such a kick – ass good time during my many phone sex sessions today. Ahhh, the life of a Femdom is a glorious life indeed!

Today was even sweeter, since I got to talk to my sweet, sweet suzanne. She had been on my mind so much, and at long last, we got to talk. It was so good hearing your sweet and sexy voice, darling.

I am just about to sign off for the evening. I will be back tomorrow around one or so in the afternoon, eastern time. I have been really working hard on a non – Mistress project that has a fast – approaching deadline. So, once that project is completed, I will be back to my regularly scheduled log – in time, which is around noonish eastern time. Oh, before I forget, if you have a pretty decent computer and would like to see a great show about a male – to – female transsexual, got to www.abc.com and watch the Prime Time Special called Family Secrets: Gender Transition. It’s free to watch and it is really a good show. Ms. Will and I watched it last night and enjoyed it immensely. If you are even remotely curious about gender issues, it’s a great show to watch.

Until tomorrow!

Mistress Courtney Feels Like Partying with You, and, Some of My Phone Sex Adventures and Passions

Courtney — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:30:58 +0000

…Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, nights alright! Okay, okay party people, I am in a partying kind of mood! It is dreary day in the Big D and I feel like having me some super naughty phone sex fun! Yes siree, Mistress Courtney wishes you all a super, duper fabulous weekend! I have been having an absolute blast today during my deliciously naughty phone sex sessions. I swear, I have had three of my very fun callers, “Snip Snip” Rob, Baby Jackie, and my granny – panty – lovin’, small penis buddy were all on my mind yesterday and just like that, boom, boom, boom, I get a nice call from all three. Then, my little randy boy, he bailed on a clam bake last night to turn tale and head home to call his Mistress! Thankfully, little randy got to get off with me today. He is hooked and I am under his skin, right where I like to be. Speaking of, my oh my. Do I have news to report. I have a precious new girl that I am loving being girlie with. Her name is Cindy, and she is absolutely dreamy. We wiled away the time yesterday, just having intimate girl talk, and, then? Today she called me again, and we fantasized about her being my beautiful bride. She’s so girlie, she makes me want to be a boy for her. She confessed that she’s so girlie that she makes other sissies want to be boys for her. How sweet is that? Hugs and kisses to you, sweet Cindy darling!

Signed,

Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
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Optional Pre-Session Questionnaire
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Anonymous Mistress Spoiling, Nipple Orgasms and Orgasm Whores…Hello Fall!

Courtney — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:22:29 +0000

Happiest of Saturdays to all of your from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! I will be around ALL day for all of your naughty phone sex needs, wants, and desires! It’s a gorgeous day! It’s already starting to feel like Fall. And as many of you know, Fall is my favorite time of year. It is such a magical time of year, ripe with possibilities! It’s a time of year when I feel both playful and grateful. Grateful for all of the good times that I have had all summer, and, for all of the good times yet to come! Speaking of gratitude, one of you has graciously sent me an anonymous gift to my wishlist! So, since I don’t know whom to properly thank, I would like to take a moment to thank the generosity and thoughtfulness of the person that sent me, “Your Inner Awakening: The Work of Byron Katie: Four Questions That Will Transform Your Life.” That was very kind of you, thank you so much! Also, while I am thanking people, a big thank you to my sweet Janelle. We had a lovely visit last night that included a couple of very relaxing, and invigorating nipple orgasms, rendering us “Nipple Cum Friends” forever. I always have such a wonderful time with Janelle, who is uplifting, insightful, and caring. Thank you so much for a wonderful time, you sexy woman, you! And last, but certainly not least, to my Orgasm Whore, here’s to Day 19 of nothing but non-ejaculatory orgasms! And, to our next OW Meeting! Hopefully sooner than later! MUAH! Hugs and kisses!

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
$1.99 per minute, 10 minute minimum
1-800-356-6169
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com
www.kinkdomme.com
www.sissylesbians.com
www.prostatemilkingblog.com
www.thesmallpenisclub.com
www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress
Mistress Courtney’s Twitter Page
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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney on Hasbians and Gold Star Lesbians, Not Literally

Courtney — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:23:43 +0000

Ah, it’s weird Tuesday again, so Happy Tuesday to everyone from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! Having major phone sex fun today! Oh, and I have been meaning to tell you something really funny. We ran into a friend of ours that used to be a lesbian, but she got married and had a kid, I know, wild right? Well, I found out from the urban dictionary, which if you’ve never visited it (google it), you should! Any hoo, I found out that a former lesbian that is now with the man is called hasbian. How funny is that? So I wonder what you would call a woman who had been with women that decided to date a sissy lesbian? I’ll have to ponder that one! I’m sure I mentioned this before but another funny term that we use in the lesbian community is “tourist.” A “tourist” is someone who likes to dabble in lesbian sex, and even lesbian relationships, but is primarily straight. It comes from the saying that goes something like, ” it’s a nice place to visit that I wouldn’t want to live there.” Hence the term “tourist.” That one really cracks me up! And I know you know about gold star lesbians, right? Well gold star lesbians are lesbians that have never been with the man before. There is one famous gold star lesbian, the financial guru, Suze Orman. Isn’t that wild? And she’s in her sixties! I’d like to meet that lady. She seems really cool, even though she is a little bit hyper. Heck, I hope I’m hyper when I’m 60!

Happy Friday from Phone Sex Mistress Courtney

Courtney — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:53:22 +0000

Thank Goddess it’s FRIDAY! Happiest of Fridays to each and every one you from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney! I plan to have lots and lots phone sex fun this weekend. This has been such an incredible summer. In true lesbian fashion, and if you didn’t know, lesbians love to camp, Ms. Will and I have put our little outdoor living areas together. I love being able to lie in a hammock under a tree and watch the sunlight through the leaves. And it’s even better if you have a nice cold adult beverage in your hand. The beauty of being a phone sex Mistress is that I can do all of that and still be working! How fucking cool is that? I know right? So any way, I’ve been doing all whole lot chilling out, just chatting with all of you horny devils. Life is good. I trust that you are all doing well and having good summers. Have you done anything special? Have you taken any special trips? Or are you doing what a lot of us are doing, having some free backyard fun? If you are, I can’t say that I blame you. That’s a great way to de-stress and relax without breaking the bank. I was watering the garden yesterday, and I couldn’t figure out the sprinkler head, sprayed water all over myself! And you know what? It felt so good! It reminded me of when I was a kid and I use to run through the sprinklers to keep cool. Did you ever to do that?

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Did Michael Jackson Name Sissy School?

Courtney — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:18:58 +0000

Ahhh, happiest of Fridays to each and ever one of you from me, phone sex Mistress Courtney. This has been an amazing day for phone sex! Would you believe I was watching the video of Michael Jackson’s song “Bad” (which incidentally, would you believe, was directed by Martin Scorsese?). Anyway, in it, I believe it was the character played by, Wesley Snipes, who asked Darryl, Michael Jackson’s character (something like), “Is that what they are teaching you at that sissy school?” I about died! Sissy school?!?!? I was so shocked, I could hardly believe it? When I heard the words “sissy school” right in a Michael Jackson video, it totally blew me away! It was a wild! I wonder if that’s where our infamous headmistress got the idea to name sissy school? At any rate, I found the quip in the video quite interesting! As much as I adore him, and I do, I do believe that Michael Jackson was definitely a sissy. And I mean that with all of the love in the world. And any time in his videos he would come out as a really macho guy, I always found that more than a little amusing. I would’ve loved to have been Michael Jackson’s sissy lesbian lover! He would’ve made a really good one I think! And interestingly enough, I have always thought Lisa Marie was a little bit of a tough girl. So needless to say, their marriage did not surprise me. I think Lisa Marie was definitely on top! And what’s wrong with that?

Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Finds Friday the 13th “Lucky”

Courtney — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:18:14 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! I just the number 13, would you believe, it is actually my favorite number? Well, that and the number 3. I love them! Not really sure why, although I have my suspicions. And if you want to know what those suspicions are, you are just going to have to call me and we can do a phone sex session for you to find out! Seriously, this day usually turns out to be a very lucky day for me. Which is odd, because I don’t really believe in luck, I am more of an “everything happens for a reason” kind of person. But hey, if I am meant to win a big hand at the black jack table, so be it! Although, I do have to actually play black jack in order to win, right? Which, of course, I don’t. I wouldn’t know a black jack game if it bit me on the butt! This Mistress does love a good game of scrabble, though. Does that count? Call me and let’s play naughty scrabble, okay? Entertain your Mistress!

Signed,
Phone Sex Goddess Femdom Mistress Courtney
1-800-356-6169
Optional Pre-Session Questionnaire
YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN: mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com
www.kinkdomme.com
www.sissylesbians.com
www.prostatemilkingblog.com
www.thesmallpenisclub.com
www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress
Mistress Courtney’s Twitter Page
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Phone Sex Mistress Courtney Says, Appointments are Good!

Courtney — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:18:01 +0000

Happy Saturday from phone sex Mistress Courtney! In my last blog entry I mentioned someone who has been trying to connect with me but to no avail (our schedules seem to be off – kilter.) Which caused me to wonder – how many of you would like a session with me but can’t seem to connect? Well, I have a wonderfully workable solution to this issue: appointments! Yes, I take appointments. My schedule is posted in the link above, however, if you prefer to schedule an appointment that is prior to, or after my regularly scheduled hours, by all means, do! I enjoy having special time set aside for our naughty phone sex play time. It means that you and I are guaranteed to have scheduled and uninterrupted time together. Now, I ask you, what could be better than that? I, for one, cannot think of anything better! I just love our special phone sex time together, and I want to make sure there is plenty of it! Or Mistress gets unhappy and NOBODY wants that, right?!?!